V-Day Loot

Valentine's Day is an awsome day to be a teacher.

Camping Drama: Mama Ape's Mushrooms

I count 26 mushrooms in this image. I leave it up to the reader to guess how many sticks of butter went into this dish... but suffice it to say that the ratio is 13 mushrooms : 1 stick of butter .

I ate 5, everyone else had 1 or 2.

Recipe:
26 mushrooms
2 sticks of butter

Heat pan on campstove
Add mushrooms and one stick of butter (see above)
Allow butter to cook in
While spouse is not looking, add second stick of butter
Allow to cook in
Serve warm

Photo Contest: Head in a Hunny Pot

Send in a photo of your head stuck in a honey pot to thefooddrama@gmail.com.

Things we are looking for:
a) your head inside a pot
b) honey

Winner will:
*** be pictured on The Food Drama
*** be the guest of honor at a Winnie the Pooh Party (real party will be somewhat more 'adult' and/or 'cool'   than party pictured)
*** be invited to suggest a Food Drama concept, no matter how crazy, that we will carry out

Kaley Cheese Chips

Ultimately turned out sort of blah, but here we go (its early in the season so no worry).

3 Cheeses (cheddar, parm, pepper jack)

1 Egg

Dash of corn flour

Chipotle and Cayenne to preference

Kale

Mix everything else and put it on the kale (don't put too much, I sure did).

Serve it at the Super Bowl or super classy like below.

This is a legitimate snack, I have to say, but probably won't last as long as the fake ass dairy free $6 four oz bags you can buy at WhFoods.

I-talian Carnival Food

Carny Bruschetta 

Panko-breaded, deep-fried mozzarella balls w/ pesto and tomato jam - some very dramatic fare served by Ian P.

5 Bags: 5 Courses

Seth 'Bag Face' Silberman

This is a relatively simple meal - a Mediterranean flavored feast - except that it is served in bags. Here we go...

1

Ziploc Tomato Cabbage Tzatziki Zalad

2

Wax Lunch Bag* Roasted Chickpea Beet Feta Affair

*The glue on wax lunch bags gives way when heated - we were forced to transfer to ziploc.

3

Kettle Chips Plus Beer-Braised-Then-Fried Eggplant and Sauces/Herbs

4

Concept Bags: Apple Pie Goat Cheese Wontons 

By Ian Sherman

5

Pre-Paired Fruits and Cheeses

By Becca Pollack

Time to clean up. Just kidding.

Cinco de Crayo

Beer battered shrimp and fish tacos fried in hella coconut oil that was remaindered to Ashley in a break up with a cook. Feliz cumpleanos, Meghan!

Hand made tortillas!

Crayo, I think!