Camping Drama: Mama Ape's Mushrooms

I count 26 mushrooms in this image. I leave it up to the reader to guess how many sticks of butter went into this dish... but suffice it to say that the ratio is 13 mushrooms : 1 stick of butter .

I ate 5, everyone else had 1 or 2.

Recipe:
26 mushrooms
2 sticks of butter

Heat pan on campstove
Add mushrooms and one stick of butter (see above)
Allow butter to cook in
While spouse is not looking, add second stick of butter
Allow to cook in
Serve warm